Population | 4.641 billion |
Currency | Latinum |
Animal | Python |
The Theocracy of Absolute communism185 is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.641 billion Absolute communism185ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 56.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism185ian economy, worth 755 trillion Latinums a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 162,860 Latinums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons, defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were, and in pet stores nationwide Pythons are growing in popularity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism185's national animal is the Python, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Absolute communism185 is ranked 201,497th in the world and 7,697th in Balder for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -3.16 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
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Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Absolute communism185 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes, Largest Black Market, and Most Patriotic and the Top 10% for Highest Disposable Incomes and Highest Average Incomes.
- : Absolute communism185 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism185, in pet stores nationwide Pythons are growing in popularity.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism185, defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism185, a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism185, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism185, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Absolute communism185.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism185, only lightning has a chance of striking Leader twice.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism185, the sun now sets on the Absolute communism185ian Empire.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism185, the request to "give us our daily bread" can only be fulfilled six days out of seven.